46 Write Well

            All-right motherfuckers, free fucking writing is gone.  One must take the CSETS soon, so one must up his writing English game into some formal shit.

            Six rules accumulated so far: 1.  No contractions.  Bye bye motherfucker.  One’s contraction days are over.  2.  No (there is) or (there are).  Use (many) and (much) Strong sentences are the way of the future.  No more shitty sentences.  3.  No (really, very, a lot so).  These words are weak and meaningless.  To throw them out completely will improve ones writing immensely.  4.  No passive voice, use active voice.  Things from now on are not going to be fucked, they will be fucking.  5.  Use strong verbs.  If the noun can be a verb form, just fucking use the verb form of the noun.  6.  No talk in the first person.  No more I, you.  One must talk in the third person from now on.  One is a shitty repetitive word.  Time to practice and write some amazing engrish.  7.  No small words, expand vocabulary.  Put one’s years of English experience to use, motherfucker

            Achieved seventh place last night.  Made the money, then went for it.  Could have probably squeaked my way further, but just decided to go for it.

            K10 (old guy) vs J8 (me)

            K10 limps in early position.  Many called.  One calls with J8 in small blind.  Flop was 10J10.  J8 ships it, K10 calls to win the hand.  Many handed, why risk tournament life.  1200 limp, around six players.  6k in pot.  Bet 3k to see where players are at, then give up hand.  Many players, likely someone has a 10.  Do not risk tournament life at the end.  Use guerrilla warfare and sneak way up to a chop.  Easy cheesy lemon squeezy.   

            First time coming back in a long time.  One is the most hated person in the local casino.  How is one supposed to write a journal without the word I: im-fucking-possible.  One day at a time, motherfucker.        

            Today’s agenda: doing poker, work out, and csets.

            Need to get caught up on movie/show reviews.  One is backed up. 


44 game day

            What did we learn this week?

            The more scared you play, the more tight you play, the more you lose.

            Aggressive is king. 

            Today’s strategy: I’m second chip leader at my table.  I have a huge problem, chip leader is to my left.  He is a solid player, and he’s the thing keeping me from the final table.  For one level, I’m going to play tight aggressive.  There’s no motherfucking limping at this point.  You either raise fold or raise call.  You got to be a complete dipshit to limp at this point.  Opening hands, any pocket pair, big ace, you c bet once then give up, for the first level.  Yesterday I laid down AJ under the gun.  I think it was because I got reraised when I raised with AQ, so there’s no point in raising again with AJ and folding to a reraise.  Defend your blind to the death. 

            No fear.  The more you fear, the more you lose.  Patricia knows I am a bluffer, but she will still fold her hand. 

            After level 1, I will begin to gradually open up, and will aggressively put an end to the chip leader, to eat the whole table up.  But level 1, just take it easy.

            Play good poker.  Aggressive poker is good poker.  People who fold or check cannot win tournaments.  Eye of the tiger.  Believe in yourself, believe in your reads.  Play like a poker champion.  You prepared this whole week.  You have solidified your game.  Play good fucking poker.  If you lose, you will die fighting, you’re not going to sit there and get blinded out. 

            Most important rule is, defend your fucking blind with every ounce of your body, every fight you have in you, you will defend your blind.

            Last time I tried to money grab and I just ended up losing like a bitch.  No more money grab. 

            Watch motherfuckers for 1 level, and then start raping people.  Your job is to rape people.

            No fear, don’t play like a bitch, if I lose being aggressive, I lose, I would’ve played a good game.  Good luck cocksucker.   

43 poker journal

            Misplayed one hand pretty bad, and I let a motherfucker abuse me, I don’t let motherfuckers abuse me.

            KJ (blue jacket) vs 810 (me)

            Guy raises my sb like for the 3rd time in a row. I just won a hand by shipping it in bb.  I cannot ship it in small blind again, they will not believe me.  I decide to fight this motherfucker.  I call.  Flop Q810.  I check.  He motherfucking checks.  What the fuck?  Turn Q.  fuck.  I bet 4k, the raise amount.  He calls with open-ended. Cocksucker.  River an Ace.  I check, he thinks about it, and fucking checks.  I fucking lose.  Piece of shit.  I should’ve went allin on the turn.  If he bet river, I probably would’ve called him.  Or folded. 

            Right play was go allin.

            1010 (me) vs xx (gray sweatshirt)

                        Guy raises in early position 1000, I reraise to 3000.  Flop JK.  He checks, I check, he bets 4k on turn, I fold.  I should’ve bet 3k and gave up.  What the fuck did he have? 

            44 (me) vs 1010 (blue jacket)

                        I raise preflop in early position, he cold calls with 1010.  Flop 223.  I can’t fucking believe it.  he checks, I bet out, he calls.  Turn 5.  Fuck, overcard but open-ended.  He checks, I bet 6k, he goes allin for like 20k.  I fold.  Fuck.  What the fuck man?  How the fuck did I know he was going to raise turn, should’ve checked it to win the fucking hand. 

            Q2 (me) vs beard

                        Motherfucker raises my bb again, bunch of callers.  I was recently caught shipping with 910.  I just call.  Flop Jxx two diamonds.  Checked around.  Turn K.  I bet 4k, raiser (alleged flush draw) calls.  River I chicken out and check, he bets 7k, I fold.  Can I fucking call him?

            How we play the fucking river: we bet or we check call.  Period.  That’s how we do.  Bet 8k on river to win.  Or we check call with something. 

            RR, big ace-we have to c bet once, regardless, we cannot check it. 

            Probably misplayed a bunch of other shit, but those are the ones I remember. 

            I had 910, small blind, and I shipped it when AK raised me, he called and fucking lost.  Fuck that guy. 

            Did playing tight do shit for me?  I don’t know.  I’m going to play tight tomorrow, with blind defense, and gradually get more looser.  That’s what I’m going to do.  Let’s win some fucking money tomorrow. 

            Kind of a bullshit tournament.  Series, pretty much, sounds kind of like horseshit.  Let’s win this motherfucker. 

42 Strategy

            I woke up with an epiphany.

            So, everyone knows I’m a fucking bluffer.  They’re going to call me down with fucking anything. 

            So, I’m going to play tight my first level.  I will defend my big blind with everything I got.  I’m not really going to defend small blind that much.  But other than that, I will play real tight.  First level I will observe motherfuckers.  I will reraise with high pocket pair (10’s and up) and AK, but play cautiously.  Not get too crazy.  I will call raises with small pocket pair to try and flop a set, and that’s it.  I will raise with high pocket pair and big ace, I will not bluff, but will be a calling station.  I’m not going to slow play shit.  Full steam ahead motherfucker.  I will limp call a raise with underpair. 

            I will not bluff unless my table image gets solid and verified.  Play tight, get no callers, then bluff until I get caught, then play tight again.  That’s what I’m going to fucking do.  That’s the line I walk.  I will be magnificent.  I will do research and be amazing.  This is what a full night of sleep will get me, a very solid strategy. 

41 poker journal

            Everyone knows how I play.  So I got to switch it on them.  I have this image as a loose, bluffer.  So, I basically got fucked up.  Lost a shit load of hands.  Won one.  You just get caught in this situation where there is no where to run.  Maybe just defend your blind, and don’t play any other hands.  But you’re most likely going to go allin and lose.  Maybe I don’t know how to fucking play this game.  Today I was defeated.  I have to learn how to play tight.  I don’t have that many chips.  I don’t know.  I don’t know how to play tight.  Tight is not my strategy.  I lost horribly today.  Just fucking annihilated at every corner.  I got to slow down.  Tomorrow I will play tight, and see how that works.  Play tight, and only defend my blind.  That’s it.  But I will defend it to the fullest.  Made some bad calls today.  I know they are bad calls.  I’m actually kind of fucking exhausted right now.  I don’t want to do any hand anal right now, I actually don’t want to do shit, just want to veg out.  I’m going to call my wife. 


Poker Journal

            Fuck I’m so tired.  It’s 2:10am.  It takes me about 2 hours to do poker notes, just finished.

            Fuck shit balls.  I lost again today because I played scared.  I’m going to play like I have nothing to lose, because I don’t, if I don’t gamble, I can’t win.  I was scared, so I deserved to lose.

            There were like three instances where I should’ve shoved, but I didn’t, because I’m a chicken shit.  I may have or have not have won.  When I am short stack, I just have to shove and hope for the best.  Ride or die motherfucker.  If I don’t double up, I lose anyways motherfucker.

            K5 hearts vs 22 (allegedly)

            Guy raises on the button, he’s been doing that consistently.  There was a limper under the gun.  I call.  The previous hand I called, and shipped allin and won.  Flop 26A (two hearts).  I check, 2’s check, guy bets 10050.  I tank for a long time.  Should I ship or cold call.  It’s half my stack.  I eventually call.  Motherfucker behind me makes it 30k.  raiser folds.  I tank for a little bit more.  If I call, I lose, but with 10k I can live to fight again.  There is enough in the fucking pot to justify a call.  He might have a lower flush draw.  He looks weak.  I fold.  Never the fuck again.  If it is half my stack, I go allin and hope for the best, or I fold, but why would you even play that hand if you didn’t want a flush draw.  Fucking check raise allin or shove allin pre.  You motherfucker.  You cockcusker.  Bet into him, and hope for the best, don’t check raise him.  Fuck.  You play this hand right, you might’ve won.  Those other hands you should’ve shipped.  Aggressive is king.  Don’t be afraid to lose, just fucking go for it man.  !!!

Poker journal

            Only lost 2 bullets today.  I’m getting better.

            The biggest enemy I have is myself.

            K10 (me) vs AA

            I’m short stack.  I got no moves, I’m desperate.  Every time I raise, I get reraised.  I limp in under the gun.  Big blind raises with AA.  I call.  I tell myself, if I hit a K or a 10 I’m going allin.  This is the fucking hand.  Flop A10.  AA checks it.  I shove allin.  He calls me.  I fucking lose.

            Morning tournament I played very good, until I didn’t.  I amassed a huge fucking chip lead, like 120K.  Then I fucking lost it all.  I think when I get a chip lead, I just play looser and crazy and gamble.  I get reckless.  I played some very bad poker at the end, bled off a lot of chips.  I’m a chip punter.

            Last hand of that tournament.  Oh, I played scared by the way.  I just kept on fucking losing, so I decided to play tight, in playing tight, I ended up losing it all.  Because I played scared and tight.  You piece of shit.

            Tight guy min raises under the gun.

            1010 (me) vs 52

            I cold call with 1010, because I have recently been getting my ass kicked.  And the guy raising was real tight.  52 calls for 2k more.  Flop 569.  52 bets out 7k, I call.  Turn 5.  He bets out 14k, I call.  River 6.  He goes allin, I call.  I told myself on turn, I’m going to call him river.  Here’s the situation, I’ve seen him bet pair with a combo draw before.  So, he could’ve easily had a 5.  I played this hand horribly all throughout. 

            1st, I should’ve raised.  Never ever limp with 1010, raise and fold, that’s it.  make it 10k, guy ships it and I call, or he calls and I go allin on flop.  End of hand.  OR, I cold call, and I raise the motherfucker on the flop to win the hand right there.  If you’re a turtle, go back in your shell and die, you motherfucker.  I deserve to lose that tournament.  I don’t know how to play good.  Play better tomorrow asshole.  Play like a fucking champion.  The second tournament I played I did a little better.  Went out like a man, not like a little bitch.